Sup, I like Green and monster genitals.
if you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there’s something siriusly ron with you.
[suspicious snape voice] “you’re saying your friend named remus lupin definitely isn’t a werewolf”
[shocked, disappointed james potter voice] “remus lupin, a werewolf?? is it because he’s named after a guy raised by a wolf? is it because his surname literally means wolf? well. you’re wrong. his middle name is john, there’s no way he could be a werewolf.”
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with